Run, run for the hills, the aliens are coming and just as I always imagined they would be, they have giant eyeballs on tentacled stalks and huge, ginormous eyelashes, and possibly beaks but you can't be sure because of the grate it is hiding behind. This is their evil way, the way they spread fear, by rumour. Do they have beaks or don't they? Oh I must flee to a place they can't find me.
When they invade they will not need armies of death robots, and fleets of death flying saucers and battalions of death rays, they will just flutter their eyelashes winsomely and we will fall before them and succumb.
I wonder if it is naked behind that grate.
