01/10/2013
Alien Invasion
This is obviously a message
From Alien Visitors
Who have travelled billions of miles
To visit us
And they are not happy
Not happy at all
Look at his face
At least I think it is a his
You really can't tell with Aliens
For all I know
It could be their planets equivalent of Miss World
or Mr Universe
or Person of non-determined sexual characteristics Galaxy
So not only would they be extremely attractive to people of their alien species
They would be heroes for travelling billions of miles
To visit us
And they're not happy
Not happy at all
They can't get any mobile reception