30/09/2013

Degrees in Everything



He's doing a Masters in Kebab






There so much more complicated than burgers






All that chopped cabbage to contend with.






And the pickled chillies






They can be a nightmare.






He's even considering a PhD in Fries.






Diploma in Burger!!!






Diploma in Burger!!!






Drop this charade of food related buffoonery






Stop doing stupid, pointless qualifications






That have no meaning






To anyone






Drop this pretence







And get a proper job!!!






Oh!!!






You have?






You sell Fast Food.






Excellent






A noble profession






You should get a qualification in that.