Essential Scotch Eggs
2 of them.
I wouldn't be without them you know.
Had diarrhoea once in Rangoon
During a native uprising.
Don'cha know.
The natives were nearly on us.
I asked my Batman to bring me my trusty Essential Scotch Eggs
2 of them.
Ate one
Stuck the other one up my arse.
It was like an atomic winter.
Except with egg
Free range
And breadcrumbs
And outdoor reared pork.
We were picking the bits up for weeks afterwards.
