30/05/2013
Bring Your Own Food
Hypocrites!!!
I brought my own food
And they asked me to leave.
I'll have you know locusts are not only sustainable,
They produce less harmful greenhouse gasses
Than other livestock.
They are also extremely nutritious,
And are packed with protein,
And other good stuff.
Tofu probably.
They are Sooooo eco-friendly
They would make Greenpeace come.
All of them.
Simultaneously.
Or at least within 2 or 3 millisecondds of each other.
OK, they were still alive.
And a few might of escaped.
Alright
1,024,316
To be precise
Give or take a quarter of a million.
But that is me to a T!!!
I don't mind sharing.
They're Kosher as well.