Lectorium Rosicrucianum
I like joining a religion that I can't spell
It makes the whole experience more mystical
In fact here's several I have just invented.
Lactating Rhododendron
Lenticular Roswell Alien
Lamprey Rendered Anus
London Rumoured Nuns
I especially like Lenticular Roswell Alien
It hints at UFOs and supreme beings.
It sounds so ultra mystical.
I wonder if they would let me join?