21/02/2013

Experts in


Talk about dumbing down






Yes Sir,






I am indeed an expert in clothing.






And therefore,






In this instance,






For the unclothed legs.






Could I recommend trousers






They are so utilitarian for lower extremity protection






What are these?






Those sir, those are socks






What are they for?






I'm afraid I don't know sir






I missed that lesson.