Performance Putty Knife
THIS PRODUCT MUST NOT BE SOLD TO ANYONE UNDER 18
WHY?
So they can break into your house and fit some double glazing units?
Fuck you adolescent!!!
I'm single glazed and proud of it.
So take your Performance Putty Knife
And Linseed Oil Putty
And stick it where the sun don't shine.
Whosoever shall unlawfully and maliciously by any means whatsoever glaze a window shall be guilty of a felony, and being convicted thereof shall be liable to be kept in penal servitude for life
