What a genius idea.
Combining the exciting sparkly taste of champagne
with the rich, mellowness of cheese.
Think of all the interesting, subtle combinations of cheese with an inbuilt glass of effervescent loveliness.
What noble joy!!!
But what if?
What if someone took the idea and sullied it?
Turned this mad, brilliant, wonderful idea
TURNED IT TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
KRAFT CHEESE SLICES WITH A SHOT OF TENNANT'S SUPER FOR EXAMPLE!!!
IT DOESN'T BEAR THINKING ABOUT
I hope for humanities sake they drop the idea
Bury it
And just sell cheese and champagne instead.
