IT'S THAT PIGEON FROM YESTERDAY!!!
HE'S FOLLOWING ME!!!
THROUGH SPACE!!!
THROUGH TIME!!!
HE IS A META-PIGEON!!!
HIS PIGEONNESS TRANSCRIBES TIME AND SPACE!!!
AND HE IS AFTER ME!!!
NO QUANTUM NOOK OR CRANNY!!!
WILL ESCAPE HIS BEADY GAZE!!!
THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE!!!
NOT EVEN IN BROCKLEY!!!
WHICH IS AS QUANTUM AS IT GETS!!!
I feel quite honoured.
It's not everyone that has a meta-pigeon stalking them.
It might even be a she.