What is the first sign of madness? Having hairs on the palms of your hand.
What is the second sign of madness? Looking for them.
Who would have thought it, the height of grooming fashion for the clinically insane.
At least you will have dapper palms when you hear God telling you to eviscarate all the lollipop ladies in Lambeth.
It makes you proud to be part of the species that invented 360 degree palm hair clippers.
