The bank that gives lollies to children,
The bank that has free coin sorter machines
The bank that supplies biscuits and water to dogs.
It makes you feel like the banking equivalent of the Child Catcher from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang is hiding in the background waiting to lure you in and mis-sell you interest rate protection.
Maybe Dick Van Dyke could play the Banking Ombudsman coming to save us.
Maybe not.
