Crime Scene

Apropos

Eiger that's a great name or I'm a Monkey's uncle.

Peace, Love and Land Fill

COME ON!!!






ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!






ONE LOVE!!!

Anally Retentive

If there is one thing that






Screams anally retentive

It's this.

Sticking it to the man

Simple Pleasures

I have got to say






That I do sometimes enjoy






going back to my childhood






and enjoying the simple pleasure of a fish finger sandwich.






4 Findus fish fingers






plump cod






None of that High in Omega 3 rubbish






It has to be cod






Wrapped up in neon orange breadcrumbs






Processed white bread






Preferably Mother's Pride






Thickly,






Spread with butter






and slathered in Tomato Ketchup






Cut in half






Across the horizontal plane






None of that diagonal slicing rubbish.






Simple pleasures.

FUCK OFF!!!

Disappointment

Somehow






I though it would be different






I envisaged riding across an ancient land






with a company of bold and fearless knights






Through ripe fields of wheat






And forests of mighty English Oak






Our destination on the horizon






A golden castle






Camelot






And the court of King Arthur

At least I can get a bus






Really need to have a word with him about his grammar.