I have got to say
That I do sometimes enjoy
going back to my childhood
and enjoying the simple pleasure of a fish finger sandwich.
4 Findus fish fingers
plump cod
None of that High in Omega 3 rubbish
It has to be cod
Wrapped up in neon orange breadcrumbs
Processed white bread
Preferably Mother's Pride
Thickly,
Spread with butter
and slathered in Tomato Ketchup
Cut in half
Across the horizontal plane
None of that diagonal slicing rubbish.
Simple pleasures.
FUCK OFF!!!