Crime Scene

Apropos

Eiger that's a great name or I'm a Monkey's uncle.

Peace, Love and Land Fill

COME ON!!!






ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!






ONE LOVE!!!

Anally Retentive

If there is one thing that






Screams anally retentive

It's this.

Sticking it to the man

Simple Pleasures

I have got to say






That I do sometimes enjoy






going back to my childhood






and enjoying the simple pleasure of a fish finger sandwich.






4 Findus fish fingers






plump cod






None of that High in Omega 3 rubbish






It has to be cod






Wrapped up in neon orange breadcrumbs






Processed white bread






Preferably Mother's Pride






Thickly,






Spread with butter






and slathered in Tomato Ketchup






Cut in half






Across the horizontal plane






None of that diagonal slicing rubbish.






Simple pleasures.

FUCK OFF!!!

Disappointment

Somehow






I though it would be different






I envisaged riding across an ancient land






with a company of bold and fearless knights






Through ripe fields of wheat






And forests of mighty English Oak






Our destination on the horizon






A golden castle






Camelot






And the court of King Arthur

At least I can get a bus






Really need to have a word with him about his grammar.

Infographic

Convinced me.






Happy Birthday to Me! Happy Birthday to Me! Happy Birthday Big Broken Society! Happy Birthday to Me!

Beyond My Limited Comprehension

meta - definition






an abstraction behind another concept, used to complete or add to the latter. (Wikipedia)






Metadata






Data about Data

There are things in the observable universe






That are beyond my limited comprehension.

Freemasons Live Here

Merton Remembers

Sheena is a Punk rocker, Sheena is a Punk rocker

Sheena is a Punk rocker now

Sheena is a Punk rocker, Sheena is a Punk rocker

Sheena is a Punk rocker now

Well she's a Punk-Punk, a Punk rocker

Punk-Punk, a Punk rocker, Punk-Punk, a Punk rocker

Punk-Punk, a Punk rocker

I wonder if they have a Merton Parkaway?

C'est Ci Art?

Selective

He only treats finches.

Don't Worry

Don't worry






No dogs were harmed in the testing of these crates.






Cats on the other hand.






Collateral damage I call it.

Uneven Vool

Unhygenic

Typopolis

Bargain

Through in Tooting and you've got yourself a deal.

Sexy Donkey

Bin of the Month - August 2018

Pupation

Value Added

I know the IRS is America's equvalent of






HMRC here in the UK






And are the body associated with collecting taxes






But they sound so much nicer than our own tax people.

I wonder what they are using to garnish?






I hope it's chocolate sprinkles.






Or even a maraschino cherry.

Nutrition

It counts towards one of your 5 a day apparently.

Changing Room

Ancient Lore

For thousands of years Polynesians would navigate thousands of miles between tiny islands in the Pacific. To do this they did not use modern navigation methods but navigated by the stars and the sun.

They would also produce charts detailing the location of islands and the direction of wind and waves.

And I found one in Lewisham!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






HYDRA!!!

Garden Ornaments

Reserved

It's alright






It's a Bang and Olufsen

Sad Cow

Cheer up Cow






There's always another day.

Surprise Present

For me?






How kind






I wonder what it is.

I hope I like it.

A Poem what I wrote

There's oodles of oddles

not miniature poodles

or plenty of puddles

nor even plain noodles

just oddles, not strudels

and that is the end of 

the whole kit and caboodle

I thank you