Especially ones that promote crime.
Such as
BADMINTON
PROMOTING AN URBAN CENTRE COMPOSED SOLELY OF EVIL MEN IS NOT ONLY MORALLY WRONG, IT'S ALSO NOT INCLUSIVE AND SEXIST!!!
Badminton (Bad Men Town)
Or start a war
Like
Squash
SQUASH THE NORTH KOREANS, TRUMP!!!
I'll go away now shall I?
What about confusing avians of the Corvidae family?
Especially by asking them questions in Spanish
It's just not...
Croquet!!!
Crow Que?
I'm going. I'm going
