"Hobbies?"
"My hobby is collecting shopping trolleys"
"I've got shopping trolleys from..."
"Morrisons,"
"Asda"
"AND"
"Sainsbury"
"The jewel in the collector's crown?"
"Waitrose of course"
"But you'll not get a Waitrose in Thamesmead"
"An unattainable dream you might say."
"That is"
"At least"
"Until Crossrail opens."
