The pavements are wonky
The street lamps look like they were bought in Ikea.
And as for the colour of the tarmac!!!
You can't even grow the trees straight.
It's not even a proper tree
Like a Plane Tree
Or even an Oak.
P.S.
You could have laminated the sign.
What are you rebelling against?
What have you got?
Oh alright, outmoded street furniture for one.
And they could have laminated the sign at least.
