I attain to this.
31/05/2015
30/05/2015
High Gate
I've been to High Gate
I must say.
I wasn't disappointed.
It was the highest gate I've seen since 1973.
And let me tell you
That was the year of the high gate.
Indeed it was.
At least 9 inches above the ground.
ALL OF THEM!!!
Mind you.
Little Jimmy Osmond and his Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
Was Number 1.
It wasn't all wine and roses you know.
Just ask Gary Glitter.
I must say.
I wasn't disappointed.
It was the highest gate I've seen since 1973.
And let me tell you
That was the year of the high gate.
Indeed it was.
At least 9 inches above the ground.
ALL OF THEM!!!
Mind you.
Little Jimmy Osmond and his Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
Was Number 1.
It wasn't all wine and roses you know.
Just ask Gary Glitter.
29/05/2015
28/05/2015
FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
FUCK OFF!!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO KEEP MY CITRUS FRUIT!!!
IT'S IN A BOWL.
Also the orange contrasts nicely with the green of the Maidenhair fern on my mantelpiece.
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO KEEP MY CITRUS FRUIT!!!
IT'S IN A BOWL.
AND IT'S STAYING THERE
FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
Also the orange contrasts nicely with the green of the Maidenhair fern on my mantelpiece.
26/05/2015
25/05/2015
Pipe Smoking
I'm OK with mild peril.
And I have no problems with language.
But Pipe Smoking!!!
Sends a shiver down my spine.
And I have no problems with language.
But Pipe Smoking!!!
Sends a shiver down my spine.
24/05/2015
Dissing the Scene
This place is shite
The pavements are wonky
The street lamps look like they were bought in Ikea.
And as for the colour of the tarmac!!!
You can't even grow the trees straight.
It's not even a proper tree
Like a Plane Tree
Or even an Oak.
P.S.
You could have laminated the sign.
What are you rebelling against?
What have you got?
Oh alright, outmoded street furniture for one.
And they could have laminated the sign at least.
The pavements are wonky
The street lamps look like they were bought in Ikea.
And as for the colour of the tarmac!!!
You can't even grow the trees straight.
It's not even a proper tree
Like a Plane Tree
Or even an Oak.
P.S.
You could have laminated the sign.
What are you rebelling against?
What have you got?
Oh alright, outmoded street furniture for one.
And they could have laminated the sign at least.
23/05/2015
22/05/2015
21/05/2015
You Can See it Coming!!!
They were quite quiet actually.
See!!!
It wasn't that Bad(minton) was it?
I would give it Ten(nis) out of Ten.
I will shut up then shall I?
20/05/2015
Don't Jump!!!
Shop Signs
Canopies
Banners
And suicidal artificial boys.
It's a cry for help you know.
19/05/2015
The Birds!!!
OK not as effective as the film.
Rather short on the old budget
I'm afraid.
But just wait until the shower scene.
You wouldn't believe how much poo these little buggers can produce.
I still hear her screaming.
18/05/2015
17/05/2015
16/05/2015
There is no Second Place
In this game
There is First Place
And the Losers.
And you're missing the definite article.
15/05/2015
14/05/2015
House Speciality
I think
You will find
That
The new house speciality
Are called kebabs everywhere else.
And are considerably cheaper as well
13/05/2015
12/05/2015
11/05/2015
10/05/2015
09/05/2015
08/05/2015
07/05/2015
06/05/2015
05/05/2015
04/05/2015
03/05/2015
02/05/2015
I Don't Want to Meet You!!!
Mr. Joseph Gallagher
I do no know who you are.
But I never want to meet you.
Especially if you need restraining.
Especially if you need restraining in a special area.
I do no know who you are.
But I never want to meet you.
Especially if you need restraining.
Especially if you need restraining in a special area.
01/05/2015
Dinner Cabaret Show
3 Course 'Sinatra' Dinner
As he has been dead
For 18 years
I would have thought
There wouldn't even be enough
For a canape.
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