It's a toss up
They might do a good job
Or they might shit in your filing cabinet.
Personally I enjoy the gamble.
31/10/2013
Game of Chance
It's a toss up
They might do a good job
Or they might shit in your filing cabinet.
Personally I enjoy the gamble.
30/10/2013
29/10/2013
28/10/2013
No Smoking or Sitting
Sitting can be really bad for you.
It can give you piles
I would rather have lung cancer me.
27/10/2013
26/10/2013
25/10/2013
24/10/2013
23/10/2013
22/10/2013
21/10/2013
20/10/2013
18/10/2013
17/10/2013
16/10/2013
15/10/2013
14/10/2013
Fings Ain't Wot They Used to Be!!!
Aaah!!!
They still haven't caught the old rogue.
Guilty as hell
But what a charmer
A bit like the Krays
Just less gay
13/10/2013
Supervise Your Children!!!
Supervise your children at all times
Especially near deep water
The little bastards have a tendency to float
12/10/2013
11/10/2013
10/10/2013
09/10/2013
Caveat Emptor
It was a bloody pain.
It cost me sixty five quid to get the fifth one done
Mind you he did a lovely job of removing it.
I do like a bargain me.
08/10/2013
No Escape Up These Stairs
Especially on the Tenth Floor
Unless of course you are a zombie
But then again if you are a zombie
It's not you that needs to escape
07/10/2013
06/10/2013
05/10/2013
04/10/2013
03/10/2013
02/10/2013
01/10/2013
Alien Invasion
This is obviously a message
From Alien Visitors
Who have travelled billions of miles
To visit us
And they are not happy
Not happy at all
Look at his face
At least I think it is a his
You really can't tell with Aliens
For all I know
It could be their planets equivalent of Miss World
or Mr Universe
or Person of non-determined sexual characteristics Galaxy
So not only would they be extremely attractive to people of their alien species
They would be heroes for travelling billions of miles
To visit us
And they're not happy
Not happy at all
They can't get any mobile reception
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