It's not as easy as it looks!!!
Being criminal 24 hours a day.
Even the Krays were nice to their mum
From 3.30pm to 7.30pm every evening
They weren't that criminal when they were asleep either.
You could say Ronnie looked quite cute
In his teddy bear jim jams.
You could say that.
But at the time
It wouldn't have been a good idea
To have said it within ear shot
Or in the same city for that matter.
But solicitors
On the other hand
Are criminal 24 hours a day
Effortlessly
Even when they are asleep
Or having a poo.
How you may ask
Can you be a criminal
Having a poo.
For a solicitor
It's easy.
They do it in the park
And don't pick up after themselves.
Sometimes
They will do it
On children
Or small dogs
A chihuahua, for instance.
See!!!
Even solicitors aren't all bad
