01/06/2013

PIZZA MONSTER!!!


PIZZA MONSTER!!!






Admittedly not in the same league






As King Kong






Or Godzilla.






But Hey!!!






I try my best.






You should try my 12 inch Hannibal Lecter.






A hand made bread base,






Freshly made,






Everyday.






From the finest Tipo 00 flour.






The topping,






The freshest Italian tomatoes,






The most delicious, buffalo mozzarella,






Fava beans,






And liver,






Marinaded overnight.






With garlic, oil, lemon and chilli flakes.






Cooked to perfection in a stone baked oven.






Especially imported from Tuscany.






Exquisite.






An orgasm on a plate.






And the perfect accompaniment?






A nice Chianti.






OK, the liver was a mistake






The customers complain.






Especially when it's theirs.