This was a good day.
On a normal day,
Say a Tuesday for example.
He's just crucified and risen.
Some days it's just crucified.
Other days,
Other days...
He just can't be arsed.
It's what comes of being all things to all men.
Mind you, he has to be careful.
From a marketing perspective,
Would you go to a church called Christ can't be arsed?
Actually I probably would.