You really aren't going to enjoy yourself if you are a glue sniffing, kite flyer with a pet chihuahua, a packed lunch in a clip container and a calor gas BBQ, who was going to give a Powerpoint lecture on acids, highlighting key facts with your laser pointer followed by a display of your samurai sword skills to a spectacular background of fireworks and fire lanterns.
No.
You really aren't going to enjoy yourself at all.
