24/08/2012

Method Cake Decorating



Al Pacino and Marlon Brando both studied Method Cake Decorating.






It's the Wilton Method School that made them who they are.






The kings of Method Cake Decorating.






Method Acting is only a sideline.






Scarface






Pfffff!!!






On the Waterfront






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You should see their Wedding Cakes.






MASTERPIECES!!!






Ornate palaces of royal icing.






Their pièce de résistance,






The bride and groom on top,






Sculpted as if Michelangelo's hand was guiding them.






Mind you, they learnt from the very best.






In fact on a Tuesday afternoon...






Robert De Niro teaches advanced Method Cake Decorating.






The students used to love his delicate piping work,






But most of all they would marvel at his crumb free frosting.






When asked what the secret was to his crumb free frosting,






He would look them straight in the eye,






those brooding, expressive, Latin eyes,






and reply...







"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talkin' to me? Well. I'm the only one here."






Then he would shoot them.






Big, Broken Society is One Year Old Today!!!






Happy Anniversary Big, Broken Society!!!