Crushed Bacon!!!
Crushed Bacon!!!
Destroyed Bacon, more like!!!
More like Bacon being pushed beyond the limit of it's endurance...
...and then...
...and then being offered HOPE!!!
SALVATION!!!
And with that small glimmer of hope...
...the bacon begins, fearfully at first...
...tentatively,...
...it begins to believe!!!
Believe that there is HOPE!!!
That there is SALVATION!!!
ONLY!!!
TO HAVE THE RUG PULLED OUT FROM UNDERNEATH IT!!!
AND THE FINAL INDIGNITY!!!
TO BE SMOTHERED IN FUCKING MAYONNAISE!!!
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT!!!
Or maybe you would.
Pervert
