I want Brain and Gamble to adminster to my mortal remains.
I don't care if they are any good.
I just like their name.
Appropriate for the task in hand.
"Who arranged your funeral?" People would ask.
"Brain and Gamble." I would nonchalantly reply.
I would receive many envious looks.
I wish I was dead they would say...
...so Brain and Gamble can dispose of my mortal remains as well.
Cremation Covetousness
Burial Backbiting.
