30/09/2015

Aesthetic


It looks so much nicer






The way the  sun reflects off






The creamy surface






Juxtaposed with the glass






It could be a Dutch painting.



29/09/2015

Allegory


Waist Letout






Waist Take In






It sounds like






An allegory






Of my life.



27/09/2015

Pedant's Corner


Why would you need schoolwear






If you have graduated.






Unless of course.






YOU'RE A FUCKING PERVERT!!!



24/09/2015

Forward Planning

Rugby World Cup you say.






Over 80,000 spectators planning to attend






Many of them coming by train I bet.






And making there way directly to Twickenham stadium.






We'd better make sure there are enough litter bins.








That should do it.