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I attain to this.

High Gate

I've been to High Gate

I must say.






I wasn't disappointed.






It was the highest gate I've seen since 1973.






And let me tell you






That was the year of the high gate.






Indeed it was.






At least 9 inches above the ground.






ALL OF THEM!!!






Mind you.






Little Jimmy Osmond and his Long Haired Lover From Liverpool






Was Number 1.






It wasn't all wine and roses you know.






Just ask Gary Glitter.

#Scary Things!!!

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

FUCK OFF!!!






DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO KEEP MY CITRUS FRUIT!!!






IT'S IN A BOWL.

AND IT'S STAYING THERE

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

Also the orange contrasts nicely with the green of the Maidenhair fern on my mantelpiece.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Pipe Smoking

I'm OK  with mild peril.






And I have no problems with language.






But Pipe Smoking!!!

Sends a shiver down my spine.

Shocking!!!

Boo!!!