Society is based on the assumption that everyone is alike and no one is alive.
Apparently he was a right old arsehole.
Just ask John Evelyn.
Look it up.
To be honest
The noise, gets on my tits.
Okay, Chris, 'fess up
We know it was you.
PUT THE LETTER DOWN!!!
STAND AWAY FROM THE LETTTER!!!
At least according to Amazon.
Mind you
You can never have enough magnets.