24/02/2026

Potty Mouth

 


Dear! Dear! Mr. Smutty







No need to swear




21/02/2026

Tron 5 - First Pictures

 As Tron: Ares bombed







And lost the studio $132 million dollars







As you can imagine they are being a bit more circumspect with 







The next film in the franchise series







Notwithstanding





Behold







The first picture from...








TRON: ERECTION




18/02/2026

Dog Drinks

 


I would rather have a Bark-ardi & Coke







This post was produced by Gemini AI







I have been subsumed into the Hive mind




08/02/2026

07/02/2026

Discount

 They'll give you a discount







If you buy 4








You get one free!!!




05/02/2026

Convenience Store

 Not only can you buy alcohol








But you can debate Jacques Derrida’s opinions on Logocentrism and Binary Oppositions




04/02/2026

Questions?

 The number eleven 







With a long drawn out initial vowel sound?







For reasons unknown








Or a perfectly balanced fish




03/02/2026

Caution


 It's a £500 release fee







Per finger




02/02/2026

Evolution



It seemed like only 1,500,000 years ago they invented the hand axe




01/02/2026

Happy Clown's Service Day!!!

 


It looks like they are all going to hell!!!







They missed out the apostrophe




30/01/2026

Dad Joke

 As funerals go








It was a small turnout




28/01/2026

27/01/2026

Liability

 One might be seen as an accident








But more than one?






Come on Barry






Get it together




25/01/2026

24/01/2026

Questions? 1/2


 Clear Looking?







It either is or it isn't







Clear, that is




10/01/2026

C'est Ci Art?

 


Golsmith University, Lewisham Way, Lewisham







One of the top ranked Universities for studying the Creative Arts in the World







Alumni include Damien Hirst and Antony Gormley








Peninsular Park, Bugsby Way, Greenwich











One of Greenwich's premier Shopping Districts









Currently, no World ranking







Has a McDonalds though.