C'est Ci Art?

 

Bin of the Month - April 2026

 

Hiatus 4/4

 

Hiatus 3/4

 

Hiatus 2/4

 

Hiatus 1/4

 

Preferences

 No Thanks!!!

I prefer Cheese & Onion

Thirty Second Theater

 

Pointless Vandalism

 I blame Youth unemployment

And squirrels

Little thugs

WHAT???

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Fit for Purpose

This is slug tape

It is a self-adhesive, metallic copper tape 

It can be applied around flower pots to repel slugs and snails

The brown blob about 2/3rds of the way down is a slug

Protection

 

One wonders what state it would be in if it hadn't been protected

Question

What happens when it rains?
 

Toxic Masculinity

 I want one of these

So I can test how manly I am

Multi-Function

 

Just don't get the functions mixed up

Not Tempted

 I didn't buy it

I hate creased bread

New Cross 2026

 

Cheech and Chong: The Wilderness Years

Not a Second More and Not a Second Less

 

Incontinence

I wouldn't boast about it.

Incontinence is a horrible condition to have

 

Prohibited

 Don't scratch your back on a pole?

Correction

 

I think you will find

That it is actually

Currant Red (BS381C-Red539)

Fruit Complaints

 

Dying Country Crafts

 

Warning!!!

 

You might get your fingers stuck in the spokes.

Totem

 

Questions

Why didn't you just call yourselves "The Wankers"?

Choices

 

Onomatopoeia

 

First Contact

As First Contact's go

I was a bit disappointed

It was pissed

Apparently you can't get cheap cider on Aldebaran

C'est Ci Art?

 

Graffiti

 Bloody Paddington!!!

Bin of the Month - March 2026

 

Knights of the Round Table

Fact!!!

This is where they found out why he was called Lancelot

 

Questions

 

Does varnishing the loving children make them last longer?

Are they still loving after they have been painted?

Thirty Second Theater

 

Confusion 2/2

 

Confusion 1/2

 Which?

The sign or the train?

Fostering

 Can you foster?

Needs a big back garden

Warning!!!

 Watch out!!!

It bites!!!

Homeless

 A blight on the streets, I say!!!

They bring it on themselves

They just need to pull their finger out

GET A JOB YOU WASTER!!!

Trust Issues

As Bowers go

I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it.

Sea Mammal Encouragement

 

C'est Ci Art? 2/2

 

C'est Ci Art? 1/2

 

Thirty Second Theater 3/3

 

Thirty Second Theater 2/3

 

Thirty Second Theater 1/3

 

Potty Mouth

 

Dear! Dear! Mr. Smutty

No need to swear

Insult