Thirty Second Theater

 

Meal Deals

Can I have the students? 

But is rice extra or does it come with the meal? 

RUDE!!!

 

Vertically Challenged

 

They couldn't reach the till

I NEED AN EXPLANTION!!!

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Nice Hat

 

fEtISh!!!

 

I like a bit of rough don't you?

Mild Approbation

As Street Tags go

The execution of this piece of graffiti

Shows a certain amount of assured dexterity in its execution

Tasteless

 Is this the entrance to a Paedophile Theme Park?

Pampered Pets

Wonderful place

They leave a bowl of water out for the dogs

And will also occasionally pat your laptop

You cute little Dell Inspiron, you!!!

And look at it's adorable little 14.0-inch 2K Anti-Glare Non-Touch 300nits WVA/IPS Display!!!

Soft and Gentle

I prefer my fabrics

To be a bit more traditional

My cashmere should be made of the finest undercoat of the Kashmir goat

And not fruit

Soft and gentle it may be

But I suspect

That it will be sticky

Very, very sticky

You saw that one coming didn't you?

Bad Font

There is 

In my opinion

In the world of typography

Only one sin worse than 

The use of Comic Sans MS

In the composition of text

And that is the use of Microsoft Word Art 95

Shame on you!!!

Hiatus 5/5

 

Hiatus 4/5

 

Hiatus 3/5

 

Hiatus 2/5

 

Hiatus 1/5

 

Bandwagon

 I know just about everyone is jumping on the Crypto Bandwagon

But this is ridiculous

Bin of the Month - October 2025

 

Mind Your Head

Yes!!! You!!!

I'm talking to you!!!

Stilt Walkers!!!

No Shit Sherlock!!!

 

Ultra-Processed Food

 

Never Too Old

 

Happy Easter!!!

 

Disappointment

I always imagined EBay to be housed in a gleaming, huge modern warehouse

A hive of activity

With fleets of lorries and vans

Being loaded by teams of smartly boiler suited employees

Rushing to load the vehicles with customer purchases

To be transported to the four corners of the United Kingdom

Apparently not.

 

Throne

 My Throne awaits...

Pets

 As Pets Go

I'd rather have a cat.

Strangers

 I don't know who you are

I do not know what you are

But I love you!!!

Unconditionally

They Walk Amongst U!!!

 Even Aliens have social problems

Archaeology