13/10/2025

Bandwagon

 I know just about everyone is jumping on the Crypto Bandwagon









But this is ridiculous




11/10/2025

Mind Your Head


Yes!!! You!!!







I'm talking to you!!!







Stilt Walkers!!!




06/10/2025

Disappointment

I always imagined EBay to be housed in a gleaming, huge modern warehouse






A hive of activity






With fleets of lorries and vans






Being loaded by teams of smartly boiler suited employees






Rushing to load the vehicles with customer purchases






To be transported to the four corners of the United Kingdom






Apparently not.


 


05/10/2025

04/10/2025

Pets

 As Pets Go














I'd rather have a cat.




03/10/2025

Strangers

 I don't know who you are







I do not know what you are








But I love you!!!







Unconditionally




02/10/2025

30/09/2025

USP


 As USPs go...







It sounds like something a kid would say to his mother







Then, put their arms out behind them and pretend they are a jet plane.







Whooooosh!!!




29/09/2025

Lost Opportunity

 


If the board is big enough, they could get a goat on as well.




26/09/2025

Appearances Can Be Deceptive

 I bet







Behind all that metal armour








You're a real softy

22/09/2025

Human Nature 2/2

 Sometimes you wonder why certain signs are necessary







And then you remember...














Human Nature




21/09/2025

Human Nature 1/2

 Sometimes you wonder why certain signs are necessary







And then you remember...








Human Nature




20/09/2025

Silly Names

 As silly cat names go...








This has got to be up there.




19/09/2025

Scraping the Barrel

 


God!!! They're scraping the bottom of the barrel







What are the categories?







Which sewer has the fastest flow rate?







Strength of shit odour?







Which sewer has the biggest girth?







Sorry!!!







With these type of shows 







You've got to get at least one Double Entendre in




13/09/2025

Graffiti Names

 As Graffiti Names go...








This is one is brilliant.







If his name is indeed Roger 




06/09/2025

I Like a Challenge

 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh







Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh







Mmmmmmmmmhhhhhh   Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh







Mmmmhhhh








It's harder than it looks




05/09/2025

Self Promotion

 As corner's go








It wasn't all that






I mean







Have you been to Hyde Park Corner?







No comparison




04/09/2025

Magical Mystery Tour

 


I hope the Che Guevara Monkey bus comes soon




03/09/2025

Preference

 If I had a choice








I would prefer them stationary.




02/09/2025

31/08/2025

Indistinguishable

 


You wouldn't know it had been missing




28/08/2025

Public Service


Sweet!!! Sweet!!! Ambrosia!!!

 



26/08/2025

SMUT!!!

 PHWOOAAAR!!!








Look at the block paving on that!!!