No Weeding
No Watering
No Mud
No Maintenance
No Life
It is often said
That the loss of a parent
And the lack of a strong female role model
In one's life
Can
In some cases
Lead to low self-esteem
And potentially anti-Social behaviour
It's OK Bambi
We feel your pain
Or
You're telling me your large in Chinese?
If you don't believe me
Use Google translate
Out together
On Boxing Day
Mind you...
Those baby reins look a bit severe.
As long as their attached
And in the right place
And pointing in the right direction
Is this the work of a Paranoid Cynic?
Or the product of a broken heart?
I feel for you Xiles Off
Don't worry there is always light at the end of the tunnel
Unless of course the tunnel leads to Hell
On the Old Kent Road, it's saying...
Oh! You know what it's going to say
That is if we expect non-descript
Residential dwellings
Actually have a voice
Which they don't
Unless
We move into the realms of Magic Realism
Which we're not
If we did though, it would say "I'm Shit!!!"