31/12/2024

Good Technology


No Mowing







No Weeding







No Watering







No Mud







No Maintenance







No Life




29/12/2024

Role Model

 It is often said







That the loss of a parent







And the lack of a strong female role model







In one's life







Can 







In some cases







Lead to low self-esteem







And potentially anti-Social behaviour








It's OK Bambi







We feel your pain




27/12/2024

Questions


 Is this a shit Anarchy symbol







Or








You're telling me your large in Chinese?







If you don't believe me







Use Google translate




26/12/2024

Mother & Child

Isn't it cute?







 A mother & child 







Out together







On Boxing Day







Mind you...








Those baby reins look a bit severe.




24/12/2024

Caveat


 All feet are the right foot







As long as their attached







And in the right place







And pointing in the right direction



22/12/2024

In My Day...


Back in my day...







We used to call them rolller skates.



20/12/2024

Presents

 Oooh!







I love presents







Especially surprise ones







I wonder what it is?








A bike?




19/12/2024

18/12/2024

2 For the Price of 1 2/2

Question







Is this the work of a Paranoid Cynic?







Or the product of a broken heart?







I feel for you Xiles Off







Don't worry there is always light at the end of the tunnel 







Unless of course the tunnel leads to Hell




17/12/2024

2 For the Price of 1 1/2

 Question








Is this aimed at Dogs?







Or a place in East London?




15/12/2024

11/12/2024

Relative Animal Cruelty

 











That's no place to keep a dog






Especially a German Shepherd






A Chihuahua maybe



10/12/2024

Second Coming

As auspicious events go...







 





It's a bit of a let down.




08/12/2024

Man Cave

 


It's got everything







Cold Beer







Snacks







Comfy seat







Pity he's claustrophobic




07/12/2024

A Place to Visit

 


On the Old Kent Road, it's saying...







Oh! You know what it's going to say







That is if we expect non-descript 







Residential dwellings








Actually have a voice







Which they don't







Unless







We move into the realms of Magic Realism







Which we're not







If we did though, it would say "I'm Shit!!!"





05/12/2024

DON'T JUMP!!!

 


Don't jump!!!







Maybe it will be a drier summer next year!!!




04/12/2024

C'est Ci Art?





I think it's an owl






Or a cat






A very shit cat



03/12/2024

01/12/2024

Presents

 OOOH!!!







I love a surprise








I wonder what it is?