29/02/2024

Verb and Noun


This needs to be added to the OED.

 


26/02/2024

Unanswered Questions

 


Do Not Use?







For what?







I don't have much use for diverted traffic signs where I live.




25/02/2024

Roman Roads

Roman Roads






Famous for their straighteness






And excellent construction






A foundation stone of the Empire






Vital for the movement of goods, civilians and the military






And indispensible, for communication across their territories






Rightly celebrated in the modern day







With a road celebrating this Roman engineering marvel 






And named after one of their most famous Emperors







ENDING IN A DEAD END!!!







Julius Caesar will be turning in his grave




24/02/2024

Oxymoron


I can't believe 







A Vortex







A whirling mass of fluid or air, especially a whirlpool or whirlwind.

 






+

Would end particularly well for anyone.




21/02/2024

School Days

 Even the Beast of Revelation








Went to School




20/02/2024

It's Spreading

 Shit!!!







It's spreading!!!








Who would've thought Tagger Stutter was so contagious




19/02/2024

18/02/2024

17/02/2024

Jabberwocky


 

’... brillig, and the slithy toves

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.




15/02/2024

Pointless Specialization



That's reassuring







I'd hate for an Optician to look at anything else




14/02/2024

Dog-Friendly


 Don't worry







They'll enjoy it







It's sub-titled




13/02/2024

06/02/2024

Upmarket


 

No OK! magazines around here




05/02/2024

Affirmation Arsehole

 









Shove your meaningless affirmations up your arse!!!






TWAT!!!







It's probably dreaming of having a massive shit!!!







Either that or







It's in a coma




04/02/2024

02/02/2024

Topical

 I don't know if this is meant to be Art








Or a response to the Horizon scandal?







I bet this loses all meaning in 5 years time




01/02/2024

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!









I've got spots in front of my eyes!!!