Good Technology

No Mowing

No Weeding

No Watering

No Mud

No Maintenance

No Life

Prozac Nation

 

How can you tell?

Role Model

 It is often said

That the loss of a parent

And the lack of a strong female role model

In one's life

Can 

In some cases

Lead to low self-esteem

And potentially anti-Social behaviour

It's OK Bambi

We feel your pain

RUDE!!!

 

Questions

 Is this a shit Anarchy symbol

Or

You're telling me your large in Chinese?

If you don't believe me

Use Google translate

Mother & Child

Isn't it cute?

 A mother & child 

Out together

On Boxing Day

Mind you...

Those baby reins look a bit severe.

Xmas Thirty Second Theater

 

Caveat

 All feet are the right foot

As long as their attached

And in the right place

And pointing in the right direction

The Return of the Black Spot!!!

 

In My Day...

Back in my day...

We used to call them rolller skates.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Presents

 Oooh!

I love presents

Especially surprise ones

I wonder what it is?

A bike?

QUESTIONS?

 

FROM WHAT?

AND ALL OF THEM?

2 For the Price of 1 2/2

Question

Is this the work of a Paranoid Cynic?

Or the product of a broken heart?

I feel for you Xiles Off

Don't worry there is always light at the end of the tunnel 

Unless of course the tunnel leads to Hell

2 For the Price of 1 1/2

 Question

Is this aimed at Dogs?

Or a place in East London?

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

RUDE!!! 2/2

 

Don't call me cunty!!!

RUDE!!! 1/2

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Bin of the Month - December 2024

 

Relative Animal Cruelty

 

That's no place to keep a dog

Especially a German Shepherd

A Chihuahua maybe

Second Coming

As auspicious events go...

 

It's a bit of a let down.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Man Cave

 

It's got everything

Cold Beer

Snacks

Comfy seat

Pity he's claustrophobic

A Place to Visit

 

On the Old Kent Road, it's saying...

Oh! You know what it's going to say

That is if we expect non-descript 

Residential dwellings

Actually have a voice

Which they don't

Unless

We move into the realms of Magic Realism

Which we're not

If we did though, it would say "I'm Shit!!!"

RUDE!!!

 

DON'T JUMP!!!

 

Don't jump!!!

Maybe it will be a drier summer next year!!!

C'est Ci Art?

I think it's an owl

Or a cat

A very shit cat

People are Strange

 And so apparently

Are dogs

No Shit Sherlock

 

Presents

 OOOH!!!

I love a surprise

I wonder what it is?

The Renosirp/Prisoner

 I am a number not a person!!!

I also lost my pound

I name you 

Cunt Person!!!

I'll never get that pound back

Do you know what I could have bought with that pound?

Fuck All!!!

That's WHAT!!!

I SHOULD HAVE STUCK IT IN A FRUIT MACHINE!!!

AND TAKEN MY CHANCES!!!

IN THE LOTTERY OF LIFE!!!

Instead of reading the back of a fruit machine

And emphasing with it

I think I'm in love

Inspired you might say

Apples and Pears

 When comparing things

It is useful

At least

To have two comparable items

To compare

This isn't working for me

Unless...

You are comparing two things

That in their present state

Are functionally useless

Then they are identical

Tried to buy a telephone card to test my theory out

Couldn't find one anywhere

Roman Remains

 Not sure if it's Late Antique

Or Byzantian

But those are definitely Roman Remains

Mind you they could be Greek

Or Egyptian

Cooking Tip

 If you don't like your Pizza crust

Pare the outer edges with a sharp knife

But...

Remember...

Do it before you serve the Pizza

Utopia

 We could call the only land mass on this world...

Shawarma Land

A Utopia

With free delivery

Shami no one knows this place exists

But...

Seekh and ye shall find

I always say

And remember...

Urfa kebab is better than no kebab at all

Doner take any notice of me

Adana had a kebab in ages

Essential

 

Just remember

Don't forget

I personally

Couldn't live without one

And

At £25

A snip

C'est Ci Art?

 

Camouflage

 Sorry

Didn't see you there

Early Bird

 

Taken on Tuesday 20th November

Good Cat, Bad Cat

Good Cat

Bad Cat

 

Party!!!