Big Broken Society: October 2023

31/10/2023

Second Thoughts

I know I need a haircut

But...

I am now getting second thoughts.

Happy Halloween!!!

30/10/2023

Hide and Seek

I see you...

You cheeky little banana, you!!!

29/10/2023

28/10/2023

Things that are wrong

Get behind me!!!

YOU ABOMINATION!!!

Mind you

It's 4.5% alcohol

And I could always hold my nose

27/10/2023

26/10/2023

Questions 3/3

What is a professional shoe?

Is it to do with shininess?

Does it mean

The shinier it is the more professional it is?

25/10/2023

Questions 2/3

How do you get the other shoe?

Do you have to purchase the other shoe separately?

24/10/2023

Questions 1/3

Which shoe is the belt free with?

Left or Right?

23/10/2023

Forward Thinking

That's forward thinking

We haven't even finished the current one

And you are building a memorial to the next war

Remember to leave enough room for all the names

They will probably need a lot of space

As the next war

Is more than likely

Going to nuclear

22/10/2023

Extras

Comedy!!!

And Anal Fisting!!!

£12 on the door!!!

A BARGAIN!!!

I WOULD PAY DOUBLE!!!

I have only one criticism though

They need to increase the frequency

Of the comedy nights that is...

Not the fisting

After all

There do need to be some standards of taste and decency

21/10/2023

20/10/2023

19/10/2023

Just Say No!!!

I'm with you Brother!!!

Or Sister!!!

Or (it, thing, wotsit)!!!

Whatever you are Noing!!!

I'm with you!!!

All the way!!!

Unless, of course...

It's illegal,

Immoral,

Involves violence,

Or just plain stupid.

Like say NO!!!

To crisps!!!

Where broadly I agree on most counts!!!

I would very strongly disagree!!!

If Pickled Onion Monster munches were included!!!

There are nuances to any argument you know

18/10/2023

BMI

OK! This is obviously a Virgin FTTP or HFC network cabinet

It's dimensions are (h) 985mm x (w) 585mm x (d) 330mm

Which means...

That if a Grinch is 3 times these dimensions,

And while...

A Grinch is nearly 3 metres tall,

He has a waste measurement of nearly 5.5 metres.

Which, by any metric

Means, he's a bit of a fat bastard.

17/10/2023

Is there something we should know?

16/10/2023

Leader of the Pack

Is she really going out with him?

Well, there she is. Let's ask her

Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?

M-hm

Gee, it must be great riding with him. Is he picking you up after school today?

M-m

By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store

He turned around and smiled at me

You get the picture?

Yes, we see

That's when I fell for the Leader of the Pack

My folks were always putting him down

Down, down

They said he came from the wrong side of town

What you mean when you say that he came from the wrong side of town?

They told me he was bad

But I knew he was sad

That's why I fell for the Leader of the Pack

One day my Dad said, "Find someone new"

I had to tell my Jimmy, We're through

What you mean when you say that you better go find somebody new?

He stood there and asked me why

But all I could do was cry

I'm sorry I hurt you, Leader of the Pack

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye

The tears were beginning to show

As he drove away on that rainy night

I begged him to go slow

Whether he heard

I'll never know

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Look out, look out, look out, look out

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him, the leader of the pack

Ooh-ooh-ooh (gone, gone-gone-gone-gone-gone)The leader of the pack, now he's gone (gone, gone-gone-gone-gone-gone)The leader of the pack, now he's gone (gone, gone-gone-gone-gone-gone)the leader of the pack, now he's gone (gone, gone-gone-gone-gone-gone)

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