Thirty Second Theater

 

Toxic Masculinity

 

How do you know?

If it is a boy door

OR NOT!!!

cutn!!!

That's neo-fucko!!!

very nice to meet you but hello goodbye

 It really has been very nice to meet you

But let's put this into context

I don't need anybody 

To make me feel important or not important...

I just do it...

Nobody reads it or responds

Because I don't want you to.

for everyone that has joined...

turned up...

just added to the audience score

FUCK OFF!!!

I     DON'T NEED THE STRESS 

HAVE I COME AROUND YOUR HOUSE AND SHOUTED AT YOUR CT?

CAT?

OR DOG?

DEPENDING ON PREFERE CES

LETS JUST LET IT LIE I WONT TELL

AND RUN AWAY

AND I WONT BE SCARED ANYMORE!!!

PLEASE STOP!!!

IT'S ONLY BEEN A LONG TIME

SEE TODAY/TOMORROW!!!

How???

 

Joy

 

Temptation!!!

 

I'll have a lucky dip for tonight's Lottery, please.

And how much would I get for the wife.

There's a sure bet on Sugar Rush in the 2.30pm at Kempton Park, tomorrow at 15 to 1

It would be a shame to miss.

OK! Not the wife then.

A bit out of order I get it.

Not the done thing in the Twenty First Century, after all.

How much for a kidney, instead?

No, not mine.

One of hers.

Bird Goddess!!!

 Yes

You insignificant worms

WORSHIP THE MIGHTY BIRD GODDESS!!!

BOW DOWN BEFORE HER DIVINE MAGNIFICENCE

And don't forget Mother's Day

Testing

I tell you what...

As testing goes...

You're shit at Maths

Worse at logical reasoning.

Don't even start me on vocabulary and pronunciation 

In any language

Your deportment isn't bad though.

And you can swim quite well

You have a lovely neck

Which adds to the deportment mark.

PASS!!!

You are indeed a Swan!!!

Don't tell the ducks, though...

Especially the ugly ones.

Synonyms

 

Criminal Activity, by any other name

eeeeeee!!!

 

Toxic Masculinity

 

Talk about insecurity.

Question?

 

Question?

Why the Moose?

Or Elk?

They Walk Amongst Us!!!

 

I hope they've come in peace.

Indecipherable

You have beautiful handwriting

But it is completely illegible

Ever thought about becoming a GP?

 

Imminent Bedlam!!! But...

 

Delusions of Grandeur

 Drawing a crown on your gate post doesn't fool anyone.

You're prole scum like the rest of us.

Design Flaw

 Using a QR Code to advertise your business

Is a brilliant idea

But the black on black thing might cause a few problems

JAZZ HANDS!!!

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Bin of the Month - June 2023

 

Social Commentary

 

Zombie Apocalypse

 

SMUT!!!

 As a responsible member of the retail community

And a respected Dry Cleaner

You would think they would have known better.

Geordie Bargain Store

 

You get some Reat Good Bargains here, Pet

Teamwork

 There is no I in Team

There is in Fashion though.

Deduction

 

We can either deduce firstly,

They meant under mat

Or

The package was very thin

Or

It's been nicked.

Mind Expanding

 

I opened the panel.

Jazz Hands

 

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!

Warning!!!

Dad Joke Coming!!!

He must be very small.

Sentiment

 

A bin after my own heart

Redundant Notice

 

Sponging Gits

Student removals?

Too right!!!

Freeloading Tossers!!!

When you remove them...

Try and drop one on their head.

They might bounce.