30/04/2023

Offputting

 You've heard of a kebab?








Well here's a Poobab




29/04/2023

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 


STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







CHAMELEON FACED TREE CREATURE!!!




28/04/2023

Miracle Cure

 


You really can't see it.







Mind you,







The scar is on her legs.




27/04/2023

23/04/2023

Emergency Alarm Test Government Cuts


 

Somehow I thought it would be a bit more dramatic.




22/04/2023

Different Speeds

 There's light speed







Then...








There's Harry Potter speed.




18/04/2023

Bas Tox Fume


I don't know what it means







But by God he's right!!!



 




Or she







Or whatever they want to identify with.




17/04/2023

Naughty Sheila


 
You get that way though when you're in your 50s.





IT'S A MID-LIFE CRISIS SHEILA!!!






YOU'LL GET OVER IT!!!






Just wait until the menopause.







Then you're fucked.




15/04/2023

13/04/2023

Gossips

 









Too right!!!







Nasty little gossips







It's not true!!!







It wasn't me!!!







It was Susan in accounts







The slag.




02/04/2023

Warning!!! Warning!!!

Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!









You could say...






That in this case...






There was indeed...






Tooth in Advertising!!!