30/10/2022

Thin, Thinner, Thinnest

 


Not good enough!!!







I want Yoctoblading!!!




29/10/2022

Choices

 



Bad Drivers just go to Hell!!!




28/10/2022

Rip Van...

 



Didn't he fall sleep for 20 years?






Or is this his brother?



27/10/2022

Nanny State

 I strongly resent living in a Nanny State!!!







But what I resent more!!!








Is having to pay for it!!!




23/10/2022

Question

 Surgical store?








Or trendy takeaway?




22/10/2022

Hidden Costs

 



Do you know how much a pedestrian costs these days!!!







And the replacement costs!!!







Especially when you forget to feed them.




20/10/2022

Emergency Spill

 If you ever need a spill in an emergency...









This is the place to come.




18/10/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!


 

Warning!!! Warning!!!







Goldsmith's nearby!!!




15/10/2022

Anagram of...

 


Small Industries Service Institutes?







Suitability and Security Investigations Index?







Sapporo Institute for International Solidarity?




11/10/2022

Avant-garde

 Avant-garde






Definition







According to Wikipedia







The avant-garde is a person or work that is experimental, radical, or unorthodox with respect to art, culture, or society. It is frequently characterized by aesthetic innovation and initial unacceptability.









...and you want to work on my car?




09/10/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!








Eeeeeech to their own.




08/10/2022

Danger!!! Danger!!!

 



I didn't no going for a stroll could be so dangerous.




05/10/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 



Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!







It looks like you've had a good night







I bet you're hungover








You were obviously on the sauce last night.







And the vinegar as well by the looks of it.







This cost of living crisis is hell







Especially when you can no longer afford a Tennant's Super.




04/10/2022

Question

 Question









What is a bike ticket?







I haven't got any old love letters







SOB!!!




03/10/2022

Favourite Colour

 


Greez is indeed my favourite colour







Lemon with a hint of Grunge




01/10/2022

Prejudice

 


This is prejudicial for people who love the dark







Or fat babies.