31/08/2022

Jazz News

 


Georgie Fame is playing Ronnie Scott's.




29/08/2022

28/08/2022

No Need to Brag

 


So do I







But I don't brag about it.







It's nothing to be proud of.







Do you want to be a burden on the NHS 







In your old age?







Selfish Bastard!!!







Mind you, I'm a bit of a hypocrite to talk.




24/08/2022

Off Day

 It must be a quiet day in New York City.








Spiderman is doing his laundry.




22/08/2022

The Future is here

 You know the future is here...








You're having a drink in a pub.







And you see this.










21/08/2022

Disappointment

 


For a number of reasons I can't tell you how disappointed I was.




20/08/2022

Fearty

 


I wonder what they are scared of?




19/08/2022

We Need to Talk

 



I waited ages...







...But I couldn't find anyone to stalk.




17/08/2022

Sexist Pig


 

Yes, but what if it's a boy dog?




14/08/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 



Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!







Wait for it!!!







Wait for it!!!







What a cool toy.




08/08/2022

Retro


 

I suppose they are...







In a pre-silicon chip sort of way.




06/08/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 



Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!







Wait for it!!!







Wait for it!!!







It didn't feel very inviting.




04/08/2022

Hallelujah!!!

 



A comforting exhortation that our Saviour is near







Or a creepy reminder that ultimately they just really a stalker




03/08/2022

That's a Date

 


Good Idea!!!







I'll bring the booze.







Never too early to start I say.




02/08/2022

Compelling Argument

 I do respect a compelling argument







I have tended towards believing that morality is an artificial construct







And good and evil is defined by society







With moral choices largely down to the individual









But you've convinced me otherwise.