Out of Date Adverts

 And the winner is...

Nom De Plume

 

I think I prefer Hans Christian, Mr. Andersen.

Looney Tunes

 

Definitely, Maybe

 

No

You're definitely a bin.

Daylight Saving Time

 I know the clocks are meant to go forward...

But this is just plain silly.

Modern Slavery

 

Surely they could have got a machine to do this?

Selective Message

 

If you can't read this you are an illiterate thicko

Or sadly failed by the Education system and destined to a life of failure and degradation

Yes, teacher!!!

I'm looking at you!!!

Nature, Red in Tooth and Claw

 Some people celebrate the sheer randomness of nature

Its spontaneity and sheer exuberance

And some people don't.

Natty Dread

 That is sure one Natty Dread!!!

Standard Measurements

 They always seem to bringing out a new way of measuring things.

And I really find it hard to get my head around them.

Is it 29p per 100 shits which is equivalent to 0.29p per shit...

Or do they mean it's 29p per shit and there is enough rolls for a 100 shits?

Child Hater

 C'mon Timmy

Do you want to play in the sandpit?

Legendary

 If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

I wouldn't have believed it existed.

Safety Shower

 

It must be to stop people banging their heads.

Anti-Advert

 

£150!!!

Just for switching

That's sounds like a good deal

I wonder why they didn't use TrustPilot though?

There may be quite a few fake reviews

But overall it's generally OK

Oh!!!

That's why

DANCE!!! CRAZY FOOL!!!

 

DANCE!!! BABY!!! DANCE!!

Melting

 

EPIC JOURNEYS

 

Great name.

False Accusations

 

Just because it's empty!!!

I Was Only Looking

 

Bin of the Month - March 2022

Hieroglyphics

 

You Learn Something New Everday!!!

 

I didn't know Ostrich's like Fillet steak.

Personally, I prefer Rump.

More flavour.

But what do I know.

The Ostrich might be right.

It takes allsorts.

Overactive Imagination

 

I hope it's locked.

Taste

 

You should try the Jaipur Jacket

And the Balti Blazer

The Vindaloo Vest is a bit of a treat as well

I'll stop now shall I?

Tandoori Tuxedo!!!

Tee!!! Hee!!!

Children's Playground

 I must say as Children's playgrounds go.

These are the worst swings I ever seen.

Political Commentary

 

Obviously had more luck than the Ukranians.

Harsh Criticism

 

I didn't think Matrix Resurrections was that bad.

WARNING!!!

 

I never knew breathing was so dangerous.

Still Life

 

Almost Rennaisance in it's execution.

Matter of Taste

 

Personally I would rather face Zombies and Bears than play board games.

Past their Prime

 

I see Barry Allen's let himself go a bit.

Look it up!!!