...The Astroturf?
I hope the heavy hand of irony is at play here.
I hate marketing people
Who use Youth Speak
To make a product
Sexy or enticing.
You know
This Dope <product name> is Sick
Or replacing letters with numbers
Or shortening words
B4 U Go!!!
This example is the worst I've seen in a long time.
This advert does not
Make me want to rent this retail unit.
No matter how classy it is!!!
This software is brilliant.
You can create these improbable graphs really quickly
Showing you have an incredible imaginary income
In minutes with minimal effort.
It's a bit like writing yourself a cheque for a million pounds.
But more techy.
Though, anyone else can have a picture of it.
And it has been copied many times.
You can own this unique piece of artwork
For 297,558 USD (100 ETH)
Johnny Blaze!!!
Motorcycle stunt rider!!!
But when evil threatens
He becomes
Ghost Rider!!!
Spirit of Vengeance!!!
Will give you a mullet!!!
With sideburns!!!
There's nothing worse than a bad haircut.
One of the reasons
I like communing with nature
and being removed from the rat race
For a brief moment
Is you can lose all notion of time
And be lost in reverie at nature's wonder.
Until today that is.
Is that the time?
I better get back to the rat race.