STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

ANGRY SUPERHERO!!!

OH!!!

YOU ARE NOT LOOKING AT ME

ARE YOU?

WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR CAPE TIED OVER YOUR EYES?

HAVE YOU GOT X-RAY VISION?

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Bah!!! Humbug!!!

 

Fake Saxons Estate Agent

 

It even implies its fake in the name.

A La Mode

 

Nice Hat.

Ephemeral

 

Lots and Lots of Precedents

 

You could say 2022 was indeed a year of precedents.

All of them shit.

Shit Christmas Presents

 

What everyone wants

Head to Toe Greggs

Even phone covers and boxers

Whoopee!!!

The Ghost of Christmas's Past

Extras

 

Don't worry!!!

It's a small plate

You know 

It can fit a scone on it

Or maybe 2 or 3 ginger nuts

A bigger plate is extra.

Where to Start???

 

This might take a while.

I'll start with the stapler.

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!

Warning!!!

Dad Joke Coming!!!

Does that mean if you break even...

You are CARBON NEUTRAL!!!

Tee!!! Hee!!!

Provocative

 As Street Tags go...

It's very provocative.

But sexy at the same time.

Body Shaming

That's me excluded then.

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!

Warning!!!

Dad Joke Coming!!!

Not MUSHROOM here!!!

Tee!!! Hee!!!

Amateur

 

First day on the job?

Not Quite

 

Crime

 I've heard of White Collar Crime, but...

But is Baby Collar Crime even a thing?

Facts you need to Know

 

As 71% of the Earth's surface is covered in water

You are probably right

But they don't have opposable thumbs

And will never beat you on the XBox.

And a shot rang out...

 Poor fellow

Who's going to inform his next of kin?

Mind you

It could be a her

You can never tell with street signs.

Bin of the Month - December 2022

 

Ahead of the Game

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Extend One's Vocabulary

 

Is Cementitious even a word?

Oh!

Metaphor

 

my life

Overkill!!!

 

This is Overkill!!!

To be honest with you...

I would have been happy with someone on roller skates with a placard.

BDSM

 

Oh!!! Bondage!!! Up Yours!!!

Be Careful!!!

 If you want to work here...

TREAD CAREFULLY!!!

AS THIS PLACE FILLS ME WITH TREAD!!!

This post was really treadful

I'll stop now shall I?

Tee!!! Hee!!!

Faith Cleaning Services

 

Not only are they excellent cleaners

They are also deeply spiritual

Karma Cleaning so to speak

Creepy Hotel

 DON'T WHATEVER YOU DO!!!

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

USE THE BLACK DOOR

JUST DON'T

Inspire Confidence

  Yes, I know you are a Purveyor of Garments

And yes, you are right

I am looking for a new suit

But, somehow

You don't inspire me with confidence

Ransom

 OK Santa!!!

Pay the ransom 

OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE TREE ALIVE AGAIN!!!

Regression

 

I did

Then ran away

Well what else was I supposed to do?

Inspire Confidence

 Yes, I know you are an Estate Agent

And yes, you are right

I am looking for somewhere new to live

But, somehow

You don't inspire me with confidence.

Accident waiting to Happen

Careful bag...

One step in the wrong direction...

And you could be a goner.

Thirty Second Theater

 

Political Commentary

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

'Allo Vera!!!

 In the pecking order of discarded mattresses...

This is the creme de la creme.

Hiatus 3/3

 

Hiatus 2/3

 

Hiatus 1/3

 

C'est Ci Art? 4/4

 

C'est Ci Art? 3/4