Not only do I have a nasty rash...
I'm flammable.
Heat rash, thanks for asking
First there was Conan
Then Conan of Cimmeria
And Conan the Freebooter, the Wanderer, the Adventurer, the Buccaneer, the Warrior, the Usurper, the Conqueror, the Avenger
And less we forget...
Conan the Estate Agent!!!
If there was somewhere I was going to enter
This place would be last on the list
With or without the signage.
I would have thought as long as they are liquid and non-toxic at least in the short term all drinks could be classed as functional.