29/07/2021

Teapot







You call that a teapot?








This is a teapot!!!
 



28/07/2021

Neat and Tidy

 



Not in use.







We don't want to get it dirty.







It's new you know.




27/07/2021

STOP!!!

 



Sorry!!!







You can't use the middle one.







That's Spiderman's.




26/07/2021

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 



STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







Sorry!!!







I didn't know I was shouting.




24/07/2021

Obscure

 Running I get







Especially on legs







Running on legs is easy.









But how do you do a 4ft Hutch?




23/07/2021

Looks Can be Deceiving

Beware the verge







It's not just soft.






 



IT'S VERY SOFT!!!




22/07/2021

Dangerous

 


Would rather kill you than look at you.




21/07/2021

19/07/2021

Poor timing

 In light of current events 








Is it wise to recommend this as a route?




18/07/2021

Dying Arts

 Dying Arts number 1







Roasting Mythological figures.








He didn't manage to conserve his son







Did he?




17/07/2021

One of Us!!!

 


Maureen Human







We salute you!!!







You are one of us!!!




13/07/2021

11/07/2021

The Ascent of...

 



Human Evolution.








Cement Mixer evolution.










10/07/2021

I SPY!!!

 I SPY FOR THE F.B.I.









I SPO FOR THE F.B.O.







Flagstaff Biking Organisation.




09/07/2021

Masculinity

 As inanimate objects go.








I never really thought of tyres as toxically masculine.







Teasle: "Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a tyre like Rambo?"

Goodyear: "God didn't make Rambo. I made him!"




08/07/2021

Experiences

 







As theme park experiences go.








I found this a bit underwhelming.




07/07/2021

Identity

 


I am human







Now introductions are out the way.







Do you want to fuck?




06/07/2021

Ben 10

 Ben 10 a young American boy who uses an omnitrix a device that can turn him into 10 different alien species to fight evil.







Some of the alien species he could transform into were:-







Cannonbolt alien







Heatblast alien







Humungousaur alien








This must be Shite alien.




05/07/2021

Challenging

 


I doubt it.







It doubt it would bear the weight of 22 players.







And corners would be difficult.







Maybe 5 a side?




01/07/2021

Solidarity

 Greetings Brother!!!








Keep up the good fight.