29/06/2021

Disguise


 

Wooah!!!







I didn't recognise you there for a moment.





28/06/2021

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







ANGRY ROBOT MONSTER!!!




26/06/2021

Decadence

This is sheer unadulterated decadent luxury.








What could be finer than Ranting AND a Banquet.




25/06/2021

Whatever happened to...

 



I wondered what happened to him.







Like the yellow sleeveless jacket.





It offsets my complexion.




20/06/2021

WRONG!!! 2/2

 



Coffee!!!







Made from mushrooms!!!







FUCK OFF!!!




19/06/2021

WRONG!!! 1/2

 


Tea!!!







With added Vitamin C!!!







FUCK OFF!!!




17/06/2021

Waxing

 


Nose Wax?







Could I get a Brazilian?




16/06/2021

Questionable Value 2/2

 


Handstripping?







Too right!!!






Chemical stripping methods tend to be fatal.




15/06/2021

Questionable Value 1/2

 



It had better be free!!!







Even I can tell the difference.







Puppies, make more noise when you put them in the microwave.




14/06/2021

Go Figure

 



Peter the Great







He's been dead nearly 300 years







And yet







He gets flowers







Me







I'm still alive







Do I get flowers?







No, I fucking don't.







Go figure







Mind you, I have allergies.




13/06/2021

Cat Mafia

 Poor old Toni







He shouldn't have done it.







He shouldn't have slept with the Don's wife.









Sweet Dreams Kitty, Sweet Dreams.




11/06/2021

And Well She Might!!!


 

And well she might!!!







Her walking technique non-paraleil







And she can boast while she is doing it!!!




09/06/2021

Sledging in Golf

 


Shit clubs you've got there mate!!!




08/06/2021

Misplaced Advertising


 

Two issues spring to mind here







Firstly puppies can't read







And even if they could they would have to be a Great Dane puppy to read it.




07/06/2021

Flavoursome

 


I like mine spiked with rohypnol




06/06/2021

Responsibility

 


I always do







I pay my rent on time







And I am never late for work







I also always wear rubber gloves when doing the washing up.







Sorry, scratch the last one.







That's not acting responsibly







That's acting like a pussy







Sticking two fingers up at society in a sober and restrained manner since 1962




03/06/2021

Crap Games

 Noughts and Crosses








Simplified.




02/06/2021

OOOH!!! ERRR!!!


 I must say...







Even for the NHS







This is a bit explicit.