Prejudice

 

What have they got against working mums?

Scary Stories

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

BYO

 

Outcast

 

Entrance

 It was less convenient, but...

I had to take the other entrance

I'm no coward!!!

Vegan Christmas Dinner

Merry Xmas 

Christmas Ghost Story

 As it is traditional at Christmas

To tell Ghost Stories

Let me tell you a tale 

Of Terror and Torment

That will leave you wide awake with fear

Let me tell you about...

The Ghost Squirrel of Old Wallington!!!

It's guaranteed to drive you nuts!!!

False Advertising

 There are laws against this kind of flagrant mis-Advertising.

I offered him £2 for a bottle of Merlot

And he told me to Fuck Off!!!

It just makes you want to sprit.

FAIL!!!

 

No wonder the business failed.

Who wants a blase chicken

USP

 As USPs go

The lack of flies is not sucking me in.

Unwanted

 

If I wanted my wine to taste of mint

I'd drop a Polo in my Buckfast!!!

Improving London Architecture

 

I call it the Shata

LIES!!!

 

WARNING!!!

 

Abandoned Mattresses 4/4

 

Abandoned Mattresses 3/4

 

Abandoned Mattresses 2/4

 

Abandoned Mattresses 1/4

 

Bin of the Month - December 2021

 

Holistic Dentistry

 

He did his dentistry training in Glasgow

Hence his unusual approach

He doesn't use the usual tools of the trade

Just his forehead.

If Only...

 

If only it were that easy.

Trading Standards

 

Not even close.

Boycott

 

Yeah!!!

For a starter 

I'm going to boycott them.

They might be backed by the Soviets

Or with companies selling arms.

Thirty Second Theater 4/4

 

Thirty Second Theater 3/4

 

Thirty Second Theater 2/4

 

Thirty Second Theater 1/4

 

Dyslexic Prurience

Titter!!! Tee!!! Hee!!!

Pendantic Tautology

 

A Tattoo is a piercing.

Marketing Fail

 As Shop names go...

This one doesn't really inspire confidence.

Heiroglyphics 2/2

 

Heiroglyphics 1/2

 

A Curse on you...

Atheist

 When I order a takeaway

I would prefer if it was secular

Or at the very least agnostic

What's worse...

I asked for Haddock!!!

IN YOUR FACE!!!

 

Self Promotion

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Non-descript

 

It looked your bog standard service yard to me.

Infestation

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

Cheeky Monkey

 

Homunculus

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Kindred Spirit

 

I too attain to be an Annoymous

My Country

 

NO!!!

We were here first

Ending it All

Just one day

They couldn't take it any more...

 

Parade Failure

 

Pedant's Corner

 I'll think you'll find that

It's spelt Little

Bin of the Month - November 2021

 

Discrete

 

Hidden

 

Thank God I'm not the Joker

Truth in Advertising

 

They didn't elect to mention, and only...