29/06/2020

Demise of a Shark Hunter

It was the Great White that done for him.






Cap



God Speed!!!



27/06/2020

In Broad Agreement


Fuck Boris


I am in broad agreement






Except in the current climate






PPE should be worn






And they should be back to back






After all






We don't want him to get it again.



25/06/2020

Peas in a Pod

Bins


Don't you hate it when a family all dress the same.



24/06/2020

Could Be Famous 2/2




At least he's wearing a protective face mask






Mind you I'm not surprised






Considering he's already had the Coronavirus



23/06/2020

Could Be Famous 1/2


Boris Johnson


I don't know why






But it looks Boris Johnson giving me the finger.



22/06/2020

Anarchy in Lewisham 3/3


Kill Royalty


WHAT?






KILL THE MOST ROYALEST OF ALL ROYALTIES






AND LEAVE THE REST ALONE?






THAT'S A BIT ELITIST ISN'T IT?



21/06/2020

Anarchy in Lewisham 2/3


The Hammer and Sickle of Soviet Russia


WHAT ARE YOU REBELLING AGAINST?






WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?






DADISM!!!










20/06/2020

Anarchy in Lewisham 1/3


The coming insurrection


IT'S COMMINNG






THE INNSURRECTION






IS COMMMMINNNNG!!!



18/06/2020

Comfort


Nails Chair for Rent


I'll stick to buying a sofa from DFS if you don't mind.



17/06/2020

DIY Health Care


The Royal College of Emergency Medicine


Waste of Taxpayer's money.






I find a couple of aspirin and a bottle of Lucozade works for me.






Except for decapitation






You need a couple of Band Aids as well.



16/06/2020

Strange Phobias


Stay Safe from Cottage


It's their unbearable picturesqueness 






It can be quite nauseating.



15/06/2020

Sequels

The Bourne Identity







The Bourne Supremacy






The Bourne Ultimatum






The Bourne Legacy






Sack of builder's material


They're scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.






...and what about the meds



14/06/2020

Male Pride


Face Mask


I'm not wearing this.






It damages my male pride








I ain't wearing no women's hosiery on my face !!!






Not unless of course it is kinky.




13/06/2020

Alternatives


Travel Clinic


I'll think you'll find






That Covid-19 has been a pretty effectvie






Malaria prevention



10/06/2020

Nostalgia

I must admit this graffiti






Made me somewhat nostalgic







To the heady days of the Eighties






Yuppy R Scum Graffiti

A Yuppies where are they now?






You can tell they are a dying breed.






He could only find one.



09/06/2020

Cheating


Bricks piled up in between goal posts


One would suggest






That this is not within the spirit of the game



08/06/2020

BARGAIN


Free Assange Today


I would hurry






There's no time to waste






Tomorrow






He'll be back to his usual price



07/06/2020

Proof




If this is not proof of space cats I don't know what is.






Though on the other hand






It might be a cat with a protective cone trying to catch a 5 legged spider






It's a mystery!!!



04/06/2020

Evidence of UFOs


Wheelie Bin


OK It's not a crop circle






But it's good enough for me.



02/06/2020

Questions?




What happens if the van breaks suddenly?