Twins

Priorities

Cheese

PARTY!!!

Hard Night?

Law Abiding

NO NUSIANCE WILL BE COMMITTED!!!

Cryptic

Mystery

Whoever she is






Wherever she is






I hope Amy Thing






Did indeed contact him






I love a happy ending me.

Rocky Road

It was the drink that was his downfall.

Location, Location, Location

You know you're in New Cross






When the graffiti artists






Are Goldsmith Arts graduates






Very Jean Cocteau

C'est Ci Art?

Political Comment

Antithesis

It's enough to put you off drinking

The After Life

And they said you couldn't take it with you.

Reward in Heaven

Cheese






Not any old cheese






Fun cheese






Like Baby Bel






Or






Cheese string.

Unexpected

So do I KPop band






So do I.

Mythical Beasts

In the pantheon of mythical beasts






The African Anthropophagus






The Loch Ness Monster






The Wolves of Willoughby Chase






The Black Cats of Dartmoor






And of course...

The Penge Toads

Adventure

I have got to say






It's not exactly up there






With reaching the South Pole






Or discovering the source of the Nile






Or living with the tribes people of the Serengeti

Mind you






I did find 50p down the side of the sofa.

Iatrophobia

I know it's irrational






But every time I visit






I get frightened.

Nirvana

Oh God!!!

I want to live here.

Expectations

Gallop?






I doubt I could manage a trot






Let alone a canter

Truth in Advertising

The council couldn't afford a good one.

Bin of the Month - January 2020

Mob Killing

It was carnage






They killed the whole gang.

Contemplation

That's Snowbiz!!!

There you are













One minute













You are riding on the crest of a wave













The public adore you













They just can't get enough of you.













And then...













In the blink of an eye.













They discard you.













Toss you aside













Like an old rag.

That's Showbiz!!!

Racial Profiling

And in Scotland too!!!






Racist Bastards!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Happy New Year

The many sides of 47 3/3

The many sides of 47 2/3

The many sides of 47 1/3

Which?

A message to live hard or die young?






Or a request not to park in their driveway?

I know what I believe

He sort of smiled and kissed me good-bye 

The tears were beginnin' to show 

As he drove away on that rainy night 

I begged him to go slow

But whether he heard, I'll never know 

Look out, look out 

Look out, look out

WATCH OUT FOR THE PORTICO!!!

New Year's Resolution

Personally this year I plan on getting as unhealthy as I possibly can

At least it's one resolution I know I will keep.